Pre-emptive strike

Since this photo is going to be beamed throughout cyberspace anyway, I'm going to beat the shooter to the punch. Backstory: Today at work, a photographer mocked my pink shirt, so to respond to his unabashed pinkophobia, I put on a female coworker's fuchsia coat. The result was this ill-advised pose. Oh well. You saw it here first folks.
To the man police: I had to look up the color "fuchsia," it looks like pink to me. You can't revoke my membership.