Law school swim team

Most of eastern Iowa is flooded right now, including the university I'm planning to attend in less than two months. The Iowa River, which runs through the middle of Iowa City, has been over its banks all week. It beached the arts campus and a residence hall had to be shut down.
But the good news (for me) is that the University of Iowa's law school sits on a hill above the river and it would take a Noah-style deluge to get water into it. My apartment building is even farther away from the angry river. Here's what the dean has to say about it.