Waste-land

I'm at Chipotle, eating dinner outside and a teenage or early 20s girl pulled in and parked her black Mercury Mountaineer next to me. She ran inside and left it running. By my watch, the gas-guzzling hogmobile ran for at least 7 minutes while she ordered a meal to go. Gas is about $4.10 a gallon around here. She didn't leave it running to keep it cool inside the cab; the windows were down and it was a pleasant spring night anyway.
Clearly, someone is not paying for her own gas.